I've been doing this fight enough lately that it really got me wondering.
Why in the world would an ancient civilization build a giant set of hydraulically-powered spikes? I assume it could be for the very same purposes I use it - jabbing big angry monsters. But part of me wonders if it originally had less sinister applications. Perhaps it was a primitive back-scratcher. Or maybe it was a large tool for getting at those hard-to-reach spots between teeth. And why, regardless of its use, was it given the name Dragonator - a name more suited to a heavy metal band?
Oh, and the writing is too small to see, but I can only assume the writing on his cooking apron is hilarious.
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